Author Archives: Eisenhower

Ten Tiny Tigers Titillate Twenty Terrifyingly Turgid Old Men

By | October 26, 2009
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Microsoft Windows. 90% of you use it. That’s right, I’m looking at YOU. Probably using XP, you wanker. Up until yesterday, I have had the privilege of using Windows 7. While certainly an excellent operating system, I have come to an epiphany by way of hardware failure. Specifically, my mobo started failing, and rather than… Read More: Ten Tiny Tigers Titillate Twenty Terrifyingly Turgid Old Men »

Tired of technology writing, the president turns to…

By | October 23, 2009
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Music! That’s right, my first post here shall be music. And who shall I be reviewing, you may ask. The Mad Conductor. The Mad Conductor is, in essence, hip-hop for rude boys. The only non ska or hardcore punk band signed to former label Community Records, they have since been dropped, but are apparently still… Read More: Tired of technology writing, the president turns to… »