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The Public Shame Glory Train is boarding. Run, Freedom Faucet.

By | August 23, 2010

This. Here you are, turning on the Freedom Faucet and letting it run.  Please enjoy my thinly-veiled contempt for your kind. Preamble: You people, you people make me sick.  Make me ashamed, make me sad and embarrassed to be an American.  Make me afraid to be a Black American.  I am so sorry we share… Read More: The Public Shame Glory Train is boarding. Run, Freedom Faucet. »

Live (forever immortal): Pixelante’s “ImmorTall”

By | March 7, 2010

I am not a hardcore gamer. I don’t play FPS games for fear of throwing up my soul, I’m no good at RTS games (I do <3 me some StarCraft though), and I have approximately 5 games for my PS2. I much prefer to watch someone else play long-form games unless it’s some sort of… Read More: Live (forever immortal): Pixelante’s “ImmorTall” »

Woodland Creatures Out for Revenge

By | November 19, 2009

You thought you were safe, didn’t you?  With your lidded trash can and your double-pane windows and that big front door of yours.  Indoors stays in, outdoors stays out.  Or does it? There’s been a spate of animals taking the next step.  They’re tired of being on the outside looking in.  We’re just upright, hairless… Read More: Woodland Creatures Out for Revenge »

There’s a Shameful Train a-Boardin’

By | November 10, 2009

The Public Shame Glory Train is now departing.  First stop: Griekspoor & Border. When you’re nine years old, $80 is a lot.  When it’s $80 for your birthday, that’s awesome!  One young Miss Marissa Holland received two gift cards for her birthday and went out shopping, probably thrilled to have her very own money.  Being… Read More: There’s a Shameful Train a-Boardin’ »