Category Archives: Rants

Ranting and raving (or Raeving should I say – get it?) about topics of interest.

An Atomic Existence

By | November 26, 2009

Have you ever wondered the things your eyes have seen, when they weren’t your eyes? The atoms that build them flowing through the universe since the beginning of time, or if time is non-linear – infinitely. The star they were born in is long dead by now, and they’ve been everywhere throughout the universe, your… Read More: An Atomic Existence »

Woodland Creatures Out for Revenge

By | November 19, 2009

You thought you were safe, didn’t you?  With your lidded trash can and your double-pane windows and that big front door of yours.  Indoors stays in, outdoors stays out.  Or does it? There’s been a spate of animals taking the next step.  They’re tired of being on the outside looking in.  We’re just upright, hairless… Read More: Woodland Creatures Out for Revenge »

FUCK TREEHUGGERS.

By | November 17, 2009

After reading this: http://e360.yale.edu/content/feature.msp?id=2210 Apocalypse Fatigue: Losing the Public on Climate Change; even as the climate science becomes more definitive, polls show that public concern in the United States about global warming has been declining. What will it take to rally Americans behind the need to take strong action on cutting carbon emissions? I decided… Read More: FUCK TREEHUGGERS. »

Metaphysical Munchies May Make Many Men Masturbate Mildly

By | November 10, 2009

I recently finished watching the show Odyssey 5, created by one Manny Coto. Remember that name. Do not watch this show. It is one of the most awesome shows ever, but the finale is non-existent. They never finished the show. Someone may tell you how awesome it is, and they would be right, but you… Read More: Metaphysical Munchies May Make Many Men Masturbate Mildly »

There’s a Shameful Train a-Boardin’

By | November 10, 2009

The Public Shame Glory Train is now departing.  First stop: Griekspoor & Border. When you’re nine years old, $80 is a lot.  When it’s $80 for your birthday, that’s awesome!  One young Miss Marissa Holland received two gift cards for her birthday and went out shopping, probably thrilled to have her very own money.  Being… Read More: There’s a Shameful Train a-Boardin’ »

Ten Tiny Tigers Titillate Twenty Terrifyingly Turgid Old Men

By | October 26, 2009

Microsoft Windows. 90% of you use it. That’s right, I’m looking at YOU. Probably using XP, you wanker. Up until yesterday, I have had the privilege of using Windows 7. While certainly an excellent operating system, I have come to an epiphany by way of hardware failure. Specifically, my mobo started failing, and rather than… Read More: Ten Tiny Tigers Titillate Twenty Terrifyingly Turgid Old Men »